The only thing I have ever lost is….and I wish I could be witty and say my virginity, but that would be a lie…. the only thing I ever lost is my money to the lottery…you laugh now but they give you free ice cream and I’m not sure if you know this but that’s what matters most. Free stuff and ice cream. And if you get both, then you’re the equivalent of a billionaire. (/he squints at the elder, a faint huff escaping his lips) Is this your way of getting rid of me….is it time for your facial? Do you need alone time while you try and hide them wrinkles of yours?
He simply listened to the young boy go on with his rambles. Glancing over the edge of the newspaper he arched an eyebrow.“For such a little boy you have so much nonsense to say.” He let out a chuckle as she shook his head. “I believe you’re the one with far too much free time.”